Eight Random Things

From out of the cold, deep void of the inter-ether, the disembodied voice of a goblin name E called out and tagged me to put up Eight Random Things. Far be it from me to resist the call of the weird and wild:

1) I was an elementary school spelling bee champion (a random fact shared with E).
2) My birthdate is the same as Christina Applegate's. And we're not even twins.
3) I once filed a false police report to put a drug dealer in jail for two days.
4) While visiting the British Museum in London, I touched the Rosetta Stone.
5) Matthew Sweet signed a bootleg cd for me with the words "Bootlegs are wrong!"
6) I've been seriously asked for my autograph in Germany a handful of times.
7) I can name all of the books of the Bible in order.
8) My niece is three months older than I am.

Smoke and mirrors and redirection

If you're a member of a thousand and one random sites like I am, then a)you probably don't get outside enough, 2)you should lean back from your monitor so you don't burn your eyes out of your head, and d)you've filled out enough profiles to build your own serial killer.

With that in mind, if you've any interest in finding out more about me (and trust me, it's worth your time, communists!), then check out here

And for those of you who use Friendster, technically I can be found under my email address of jaysthename@gmail.com. But I don't use Friendster anymore, so I only recommend that method of contact if you think I won't want to talk to you.