Eight Random Things

From out of the cold, deep void of the inter-ether, the disembodied voice of a goblin name E called out and tagged me to put up Eight Random Things. Far be it from me to resist the call of the weird and wild:

1) I was an elementary school spelling bee champion (a random fact shared with E).
2) My birthdate is the same as Christina Applegate's. And we're not even twins.
3) I once filed a false police report to put a drug dealer in jail for two days.
4) While visiting the British Museum in London, I touched the Rosetta Stone.
5) Matthew Sweet signed a bootleg cd for me with the words "Bootlegs are wrong!"
6) I've been seriously asked for my autograph in Germany a handful of times.
7) I can name all of the books of the Bible in order.
8) My niece is three months older than I am.